Oh, I am so fail…

Yeah, okay, so, some of you may already know that but oh well… Anyway, while I’m writing this, I have brownies in the oven that are so gonna turn out as a FAIL but oh well. I fail at so many things 😥 . I don’t get it! *cries some more*. I can’t Photoshop, Flash or draw! *cries even more* Oh I am so stupid… I don’t even know how to use my phone properly! 😥 😥 😥 And what’s worse is that WordPress has this crappy 😥 emoticon! <insert MSN cry emoticon> There is a bigger reason than this for why I so fail (apart from my grammar as well…) but I don’t plan on writing about it today…

Well, at least I know that I’m not the only one who fails… My parents have been watching this very wierd chinese drama thing. One of the main characters is a flight attendent… And like, almost once every month or something, there is always some incident involving her flight. Whether this happens all the time with this airline I don’t know, but it is really, really weird, stupid and fail… Now I don’t understand chinese so I asked my parents to translate the parts that I bother to watch. So there’s this incident on the plane. The landing gear is not going down. So the plane flies around the airport to burn it’s fuel. While this is going on, the passengers are all panicking and to make things worse, the flight attendents hand out paper to the passengers to write their wills! I mean seriously! What kind of an airline would do this! That’s giving the message that there’s no hope for these people and they are all going to die! So then they show the plane landing, and guess what? THE LANDING GEAR IS DOWN! And the plane lands, shows a few shots of the pilots in the cockpit (only their hands using the engine throttles and control coloumn) and the plane just overshoots what to me seemed like a rediculously short runway, and crashes into the lights at the end of the runway. Minimal damage. Everyone lives! Yay!

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MEGA FAIL

Anyway, the timer for those fail brownies just went so it’s time to take them out of our fail oven (It’s kinda like falling out of it’s place under the stove…). *headdesk* I am so fail…

P.S. Sorry about all the pesimism…