Whenever you’re out and about, just walking down the street, or doing a bit of surfing, or whipping your child slaves to harvest 500 tonnes of your cocoa bean crops so that you can give them to companies such as Cadbury for $5, always be on the look out for falling computers, specifically Macs. You never know when one might fall from above. If you do happen to see someone hesitating dropping a computer, dare them to. If you happen to be near the area at the time, watch the computer fall and laugh. If you happen to be underneath a falling computer, quickly move out of the way, grab you phone with built in camera, and record the smash. Once dealing with the mess, clean the ground up by using the trusty garden hose, to wash those small little pieces that you can’t pick up down the drain, and into the ocean.
This is another helpful, and another improvement to your safety, brought to you by Safety First, an initiative created in 2007 by The Corny Paper.
Now, that’s it for today’s safety message, hope you enjoyed it! That whole safety message was after some guys were dared by a teacher to drop a Mac into our quad from two storeys up. Genius. Unfortunately I wasn’t actually there to see it, but I saw a video that someone took of the drop. Now, back to my blog… Well, since the AFL season kicked off, I thought I may as well just do some tipping for that as well, just to see how I go. I don’t follow AFL nearly as much as I barely do with NRL but hey, I can try right? So my picks for this week are…
AFL
Richmond vs. Carlton
Hawthorn vs. Geelong
Collingwood vs. Adelaide
Brisbane vs. West Coast
St. Kilda vs. Sydney
Melbourne vs. North Melbourne
Port Adelaide vs. Essendon
Fremantle vs. Western Bulldogs
NRL
Wests Tigers vs. Roosters
Titans vs. Bulldogs
Warriors vs. Broncos
Eels vs. Raiders
Cowboys vs. Storm
Knights vs. Rabbitohs
Dragons vs. Sharks
Sea Eagles vs. Panthers
As for Guineas Day, well… Let’s see if Metal Bender can win this one as well, otherwise, I’d try for Rebel Raider perhaps… Who knows. I’m a fail at tippings and so I’m going to lose a lotta money when I begin to gamble…
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